Showing posts with label dead eyes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dead eyes. Show all posts

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Half-baked Half-gods

When half-gods go....where?

What kind of highfalutin mishmosh is this? 

Translated from the German raises a red flag right there. A title taken from the last stanza of a DWP's* famous work gives me pause - I don't know if my meager intellect can handle it. Then we've got this bizarre assemblage of surreal parts to ponder. Is that a Ford Pinto!? And what is this love affair that illustrators have with dead-eyed creepy kids? For the love of a half-god...Stop staring into my soul!

*Dead White Poet

Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Road to Depression

Forget about the insanely creepy eyes of the kid - we've all seen them on these covers. What I'm curious about is the time period being depicted here. The kids look like they shop at Old Navy. One's in a denim jacket, the other in a hoodie. Then why is a Model -T school bus on the road? Is it en route to a classic car show?  Or did these two teens stumble through a time portal and are now bracing themselves for the fiscal chill of the Great Depression? I don't know. My guess is that there was a failure of communication between the publisher and the artist. The artist was told the book was about depression (i.e. a young adult novel) and misconstrued this to mean the depression.

And don't get me started on the author's name.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Eyes that Paralyze.

Please kid, I'm begging you, take my duck, take anything, just... 

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Nooooooooo, I beg you!!

Scariest illustration EVER!!! I don't know what's more unsettling - The kids with the dead eyes (hey blond dude, wipe that smirk off your face!), the disembodied gorilla head, or the clown in the bullseye? And is the girl sporting a tat on her arm? What does this all mean? Do the kids shoot at sad clowns for target practice? Who will be their next victim? Most likely the reader -  the book'll probably suck out your soul by the end of chapter one - it's probably all blank after that. But aren't you drawn to it...just a little bit? Try to take your eyes away from it........see? It wants you!