MATT F&%#ING DILLON!!! What the heckin' hollywood are you doing here? And so glammed up! Who's the grandma with the matching eyeliner? Are you her escort to a red-hat club meeting? Are you door-to-door sales reps for Mary Kay Cosmetics? And what's with the giant faucet coming out of the building? So many questions! Here's the real story:Matt Dillon's sister is dead. (There is always death in YA novels) He's feeling all alone and he's an outcast to boot (my advice - lose the makeup) so he becomes BFF with an elderly cat lady who has frickin' Alzheimer's! They become roadies for the New York Dolls. Just kidding about that last part.
