MATT F&%#ING DILLON!!! What the heckin' hollywood are you doing here? And so glammed up! Who's the grandma with the matching eyeliner? Are you her escort to a red-hat club meeting? Are you door-to-door sales reps for Mary Kay Cosmetics? And what's with the giant faucet coming out of the building? So many questions! Here's the real story:Matt Dillon's sister is dead. (There is always death in YA novels) He's feeling all alone and he's an outcast to boot (my advice - lose the makeup) so he becomes BFF with an elderly cat lady who has frickin' Alzheimer's! They become roadies for the New York Dolls. Just kidding about that last part.
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This is what happens when Rumblefish meets Priscilla, Queen of the Desert! What is it with YA novels and dreamy far away looks? Is it mandatory like the feathered hair?
I like his hat.... I think he is going for some new wave look... Or maybe it is an ode to Noy George but with short hair. Love it!!
dreamy, far away looks = weed. We all know it.
Something about granny reminds me of Shirley MacLaine. I think we've just cast the Hollywood adaptation...
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