Sunday, July 13, 2008

Matt Frakkin' Dillon!

MATT F&%#ING DILLON!!! What the heckin' hollywood are you doing here? And so glammed up! Who's the grandma with the matching eyeliner? Are you her escort to a red-hat club meeting? Are you door-to-door sales reps for Mary Kay Cosmetics? And what's with the giant faucet coming out of the building? So many questions! Here's the real story:

Matt Dillon's sister is dead. (There is always death in YA novels) He's feeling all alone and he's an outcast to boot (my advice - lose the makeup) so he becomes BFF with an elderly cat lady who has frickin' Alzheimer's! They become roadies for the New York Dolls.  Just kidding about that last part. 

4 comments:

Carolyn said...

This is what happens when Rumblefish meets Priscilla, Queen of the Desert! What is it with YA novels and dreamy far away looks? Is it mandatory like the feathered hair?

Pauline said...

I like his hat.... I think he is going for some new wave look... Or maybe it is an ode to Noy George but with short hair. Love it!!

Laura R said...

dreamy, far away looks = weed. We all know it.

Manda said...

Something about granny reminds me of Shirley MacLaine. I think we've just cast the Hollywood adaptation...