The summer of Sassy Jo was filled with hour-long segments of ham-handed dialogue, implausible plots, extreme melodrama and exorbitant applications of hair mousse. By the end of that summer, Sassy Jo had become
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A time-traveling library of Young Adult books from the 70's and 80's with extremely lame cover illustrations.
Guilty Pleasures
- Ack Attack!
- Adorabibble
- Awesomely Bad Lyrics
- Cake Wrecks
- Dispatches from the Island
- Dlisted
- Fishbiscuitland
- Found in Mom's Basement
- How Was Your Day, Dan?
- Kitchen Retro: Kitsch & Retro!
- Mary Worth and Me
- Medium Large
- No Smoking in the Skull Cave
- Plaid Stallions
- Project Rungay
- Rebecca Rhodes
- Robot Nine
- Scouting New York
- Steve Denies Any Wrongdoing
- The Comics Curmudgeon
- The Uniform Project
- This is Why You're Thin
- Thrift Store Adventures
- Ugly Overload
- Zaius Nation
Labels
- acid
- afterschool specials
- aging celebrities
- aliens
- alzheimer's
- amateur photographers
- angelic moppets
- apes
- artistic license
- attitude
- Awards
- bad actors
- bad hair
- bad holidays
- ballerinas
- banjos
- beloved television characters
- bike safety
- Billy Jack
- birds
- bitchin' camaros
- bland food products
- bored models
- boys
- cars
- celebrities
- chain link fences
- cheese
- Cher
- classic literature
- clenching
- cool cars
- cool musical instruments
- creepiness
- cute uniforms
- dead eyes
- dead post-impressionists
- death
- deep thoughts
- depression
- disappointment
- disobedience
- dogs
- dorkish musical instruments
- Egyptian Gods
- einstein
- Elton John
- Ennis
- ennui
- escape
- eternity
- excalibur
- explosive vehicles
- eyeliner
- fake tans
- fame
- fast food mascots
- feathered hair
- feuds
- fierce women
- fine art
- fine soft scarves
- floating heads
- fonts
- forbidden love
- freak accidents
- freak out
- freaky faces
- freaky long limbs
- frozen dairy treats
- gettin' high
- ghost dudes
- giant cowboys
- giant girls
- girl power
- girls
- girls and horses
- girls in love
- glasses
- good hair
- good use of a blowdryer
- gorgeous blond hair
- great actors
- hair products
- happiness
- hillbillies
- historical fiction
- hostage situations
- hotness
- huarache sandals
- incest
- insanity
- jazz
- jcpenney
- jewelry for men
- John Fogerty
- leaves
- ludes
- mannequins
- Matt Dillon
- migraines
- mushrooms
- mutant animals
- mutant body parts
- naked bulbs
- nancy-boys
- nerdboys
- outdated electronics
- pantsuits
- peace
- pets
- phallic
- phobias
- Piano men
- Playing with the band
- politics
- poor clothing choices
- poor composition
- poor perspective
- psycho mommas
- puppets
- random images
- redheads
- right-wing asshole rockers
- road trips
- Rod Serling
- rodeo hell
- russia
- sad clowns
- sadness
- sassy flips
- seashells
- serial killers
- sexay poses
- sexual harassment
- Shag cuts
- shocking confessions
- short and sassy
- sibling rivalry
- slouch socks
- smug douchebags
- soup cans as art
- space juice
- speaking dishes
- stereotypes
- stupid names
- stupid sisters
- summer
- sweet transvestites
- swoosh
- symbolism
- target practice
- teen drinking
- teeny tiny gym shorts
- teeny tiny swim shorts
- terrified babies
- The King
- the power of fantasy
- theater geeks
- tickling
- tight jeans
- time
- tri-named authors
- trippy
- twins
- vampires
- water fowl
- weapons
- weather
- window treatments
- wine
1 comment:
J. P. stands for Just Pathetic? Jesus, Please? Jokingly Plausible?
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