Tuesday, May 12, 2009

SCAT!

Whatchoo lookin' at cowboy? If this is a muthafuckin' stare-off, you can save yerself the trouble and declare me the winner right now. What'd you just call me? Mallory?! The name's ain't Mallory - it's Cat, see? Cat, myself! Got it? Landsakes, what kind of plumb crazy name is Mallory - that's a duck, ain't it? Oh, what's that you say? A mallard's a duck? Well ain't you the edgycated one! Now you just back off my land, smarty-chaps, lest you want to make the aquaintance of my colt. And that ain't no horsie, hoss. I reckon you'd best giddy-yap outta here 'fore I lose my temper. Shit.


4 comments:

Steve said...

so she's holding the Colt in the unseen hand?
makes perfect sense now!

Adorabibble said...

hahahahaha.... I love ya, I have 2 awards for you come see me.

beth said...

Thanks, Bib!

beth said...

Steve, I would also suspect that she knows how to use it. She looks plenty mad-I wouldn't want to cross her!