Sunday, May 31, 2009

Theater Geeks of the World Unite!

Ah, theater geeks, how I love them! For all the dramaramas I knew in high school who were mocked by the jocks and bullied by the beauty queens,  this monologue is for you: 

[clears throat, enters stage right] 

Give me your teen outcasts, your shunned soliloquists, your huddled rehearsers yearning to breathe free the wretched refuse of your teeming high school hallways. Send these, the dramatic dabblers, the backstage babes, tempest-tost to me, I lift my spot light beside the golden stage. Yes, young thespian, hug thyself!*

*and get the boy to do your hair and make-up - I'm sure he's fabulous at it, darling!


Steve said...

being an ex theatre geek, alas, i have no snark

beth said...

How did I guess that, Steve?