Tuesday, September 16, 2008

How to Fascinate Jason

Hey Jason, you sensuous man, you - want to know how to fascinate women? Lose the Nugent poster (really, he's not a very nice guy), put this on your stereophonic turntable, and fer chrissakes, put your eyes back in your head! What're you looking at that's so astonishing anyway? Oh, this. Perhaps you're not ready for girls.

1 comment:

Laura R said...

Try not to stub your toe on the 50 lb, barbell when you jump off the bed to answer the phone when that cute girl in Italian class calls you for the homework!