A time-traveling library of Young Adult books from the 70's and 80's with extremely lame cover illustrations.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
The Stern Warning to Mr. Angel
Aww christ, wouldn'tcha know it! My shift's about to end and I'm hankering for a deep-fried treat when alls a sudden in front of my bumper there's this knucklehead tempting death by peddling without a helmet! When are these goons gonna learn? Maybe he'd like to watch this in the clink.
Well, I don't know what really happened in the story because the cover is so lame I had no desire to crack open the book, hence my silly interpretation of a cop being pissed at someone riding without a helmet. But, yeah, I'd assume the kid on the bike is obnoxious and Mr. Angel is probably some dude who's banging his mom, so he sped off on his bike to kill him...and there I go again, making up a story based on the lame cover!
4 comments:
so who died? was he really an angel or an obnoxious teen?
me confused as usual lol
Well, I don't know what really happened in the story because the cover is so lame I had no desire to crack open the book, hence my silly interpretation of a cop being pissed at someone riding without a helmet. But, yeah, I'd assume the kid on the bike is obnoxious and Mr. Angel is probably some dude who's banging his mom, so he sped off on his bike to kill him...and there I go again, making up a story based on the lame cover!
I so love your take on these books, they are far more interesting than the books you should write books!
Bib - you're too kind!
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